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INTERNET DAY 06-7-1998
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%Reqs %Byte  Bytes Sent  Requests   Time
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 3.17   6.94    216369150    1829    |   00
 3.23   4.48    139622305    1868    |   01
 3.02   2.49     77604592     1743   |   02
 2.55   3.13     97732864     1475   |   03
 2.13   2.33     72650030     1230   |   04
 2.26   2.91     90650055     1305   |   05
 2.08   2.59     80913742     1199   |   06
 2.68   1.14     35553993     1547   |   07
 3.09   1.29     40198103     1784   |   08
 4.04   4.04    126154305    2334    |   09
 4.07   3.60    112241713    2349    |   10
4.82   2.35     73391571     2783   |   11
 5.39   3.42    106649798    3115    |   12
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